Instant Messaging Fun

I was cycling through my usual web pages this morning before work and
out of nowhere this friend I knew from University of Florida IMed me.
I actually knew this girl a little from my childhood through my best
friend, but never actually saw her. She was really into my friend when
we were younger and he didn't like her. She wasn't the cutest girl in
the world back then, she was quite annoying to say the least. Well as
the years went on, she became extremely hot and we ended up at the same
bars a few times in Gainesville, FL. Nothing really happened up there,
but this morning gave me hope to finally have sex with the Asian
hottie. Here's how it went down earlier today:

Warning! I'd pretty much just woken up when she IMed me, so the beginning is a little slow...

9:33am Her: hey
9:33am Me: hey girl, whats up?
9:33am Her: u in wpb?
9:34am Me: sure is, you?
9:34am Her: i ll be home for a few days on the 21st, what s new with u?
9:34am Me: not to much, you? are you going to grad school at UF?
9:35am Her: im applying there within this year, i just got done
9:35am Me: nice, and congrats!
9:35am Her: thanks, u in grad school?
9:35am Me: oh no my friend lol
9:36am Her: hahha

I'm going to skip ahead a few mins.

9:40am Her: bryan (my best friend I spoke of earlier) and i could have told u that uf is the best school to go to
9:40am Me: I only needed to hear this from you
9:41am Her: hahah, uf the number one party school
9:41am Me: i know, i saw that, i miss it, dont get me wrong....how long did you say you be down for?
9:42am Her: a few days
9:42am Me: just enough time to get together and do something awesome!
9:43am Her: i know, how is it in wpb?
9:44am
Me: its not bad, there is still good night life for it being summer and
all, I cant remember if i have your number or not?
9:45am Her: its (***) ***-****, i should nt even be nice to u, : )
9:45am Me: lol, whys that?
9:45am
Her: cause u were mean to me when i was a kid i havent been to nice to
anyone who mean to me when i was goin through my awkward phase as a kid
9:46am Me: aww, im sorry, all kids are mean, i'll be very nice this time lol
9:47am Her: yea yea,i wont tho
9:47am Me: That sounds intriguing lol
9:47am Her: hahah wow, what are u doin up so early?
9:48am Me: i have to go to work, what are you doing up?
9:48am Her: fixing up my resume and preparing for my interview on thurs
9:49am Me: your going to do awesome, what grad school are you applying for?
9:50am Her:public health, something in the health field for sure
9:51am Me: sounds like i should deff. keep this new phone number then
9:52am Her: so i check for std s for free, i have taken the classes for it, if it burns that is not normal
9:53am Me: well, its always nice to make sure your clean...so i guess i'll take a free test lol
9:55am Her: haha, where do u work at
9:56am Me: An English Pub, but i dont think they appreciate that lol...im a bar tender there
9:57am Her: oh shit, i m goin to have to hit u up there
9:58am
Me: I dont like working nights, so we'll both have to hit up together,
but hey, you've already made me late, and probably fired, so I'm going
to have end this until next time
9:59am Her: haha ok,have a good day